What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 10:42
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
Yes sir it is.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
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